Foxy Valentine

Happy Valentines Day! I know it's over-rated for the most part, but try and remember love is for friends and family, too.

Foxy Santa comes again... and again

Did you know that Santa is still coming?
Watch this video and you'll see what I mean. ;)
The question is: Why is Santa holding back his admirer?
I like to think that Santa stopped his "Lee Press-on" elf because he'd prefer his pecs fondled by rough trade.
Regardless of your preference, hope everyone is breaking this new year in with style!

Foxy Santa

I know everyone doesn't celebrate Christmas, but who could resist a man in a Santa hat? I sure can't, and hope Mr.C brought some Holiday joy your way regardless. Just a quick note also to wish all you a Happy New Year as well. CHEERS!

Foxy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Hope your meat is HOT and JUICY tomorrow! And for those vegetarians out there: hope you feast on BIG, MEATY NUTS!
Now that I've got that out of the way, I want to take a moment to remember those who came before us and made our lives (aka Americans) here today possible. No, I'm not talking about Mom or Dad, or even George Washington. I'm talking about the original North American foxes, the Native Americans!
Without getting into too much discussion about the many injustices inflicted on those living in this country, I hope everyone takes a moment to reflect and simply give thanks for what they have.

I am certainly thankful that I'm here (happy and healthy) and able to draw foxy pictures and share them with YOU! :)

In case you don't know, I'm a terrible cook so this is a particularly difficult Holiday for me. But lucky for me, I found some great looking Turkey to share with you. ENJOY!

Foxy Gaelic

If you want an excuse to go out this weekend, then here's one: St.Patrick's is Monday! So celebrate early and start TONIGHT! No doubt hundreds of others will be doing the same.
So being the crafty fox that I am... I'm here to try and help you get lucky with a few tips (free of charge, of course):

#1. Buy a boy a drink. Just ask a fox if he's Irish. If he is: Great! If he isn't: That's OK, too! You can still buy him one in the spirit of the Holiday. Of course, you have to have the money to do it, but no doubt it's a great way to start a conversation. If you don't have the cash on hand, then see #2.

#2. Claim that you're Irish, and demand tribute. Even if you don't look anything like a pale, freckle-faced red head, claim that you "share the same JEANS". No one will suspect you don't mean "GENES"! And if for some bizarre reason they do figure it out: I'm sure at some point in your life by now, you've borrowed somebody's pants, and most likely that person was somehow related to an Irish person. Now that there are believers in your midst, why not demand a drink, or better yet a kiss on the cheek? (...or somewhere else perhaps?)

#3. Wear green underwear. This may seem strange, but it's an excuse to show off, and perhaps catch someone's attention. You don't have to buy new underwear either. If you don't have a pair already, just get a green Sharpie marker and draw clovers on it. Heck, just scribble green marks... who cares? Oh. I should mention that you can wear regular clothes ontop, just as long as there's a bit of green to flash. You may get someone else to flash back.

#4. Write "Tabhair póg dom" accross your chest, belly, arm, face, etc. and don't be surprised by the shower of kisses you'll receive! That's how you write: "Give me a Kiss" in Irish Gaelic. You can use that useful green Sharpie marker mentioned above!

That's FOUR hot tips that are sure to make your outing more enjoyable. It's all about being friendly, fun, and FOXY. And if any of you foxes out there actually take my advice: I want to hear about it!!

Happy pre-St. Patty's... and may your mouth always be wet! ;)